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Today, I am a Blogger!
Yes, Dears, It’s true. I’ve been hiding yet another talent. I am a writer. Now, with that announcement out of the way–it’s time for my morning martini. Blogging makes you thirsty.
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How to Manage a Step-Daughter or the Spawn of a She-Jackal.
Salmonella’s Facebook Page My boyfriend, Frankie, has an 11 year old daughter who doesn’t really hate me, but her malice towards me stems from the nasty vitriol regularly spewing from her mother’s lips...
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Men Are From Mars, Women Always Do All The Work
Men are from Mars and they don’t have a word for “always” on Mars so they use the word inappropriately here on Earth. Always means something completely different to men than it does to women. To women...
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Men are not creatures of habit. They are wimps with fear.
pussy on couch When Frankie and I got together, we were exciting and fearless. Technically, he was still married at the time we met, so we were both free and not looking for another marriage or...
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Cat on a Hot Tin Theory
Recently, my new boyfriend, Tommy, took me to New York so that he could buy me my new spring wardrobe of leopard prints, which has become the contemporary every-season black for chic ladies like moi....
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My Boobs are my Gaydar
Let’s get something straight, you’re gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The gay part, ya know. But let’s not beat around the bush: I know you’re not beating around the bush so stop...
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Men’s Fashion Don’ts Part 1
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. —Mark Twain Women are smart and we all know that it is our sex that carries the fashion gene. The extra “X” chromosome is the...
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Men’s Fashion Don’ts Part 2
This is part two of me trying (once again) to help men. Look, we women get it. We spend a fortune buying clothes. But aside from my muffin-top sisters, we buy them to fit us as well. Boys, it’s okay...
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Men are Liars but not as good as Women
Men are liars but they don’t know how to lie. They always ask women “Why can you think more like a man?” on any issue. But where it concerns lying, men should think like women to be better liars....
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JUDY The Show: Author Jon-David
Tonight’s Guest: Jon-David, author of Mafia Hairdresser, The Glow Stick Gods, Twitter for Salons & Spas Judy: Hello and welcome to Judy, The Show! My name is Judy Schaumburg and tonight my guest...
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JUDY The Show: Author Douglas Wickard
JUDY The Show: Author Douglas Wickard Judy: Hello and welcome to Judy The Show. Tonight I get to welcome one of my favorite authors, the handsome and dashing, Douglas Wickard! (Applause) Judy: I knew...
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Find eBooks for Free or Discounted on Facebook
I never really liked Facebook until I realized that could connect my author friends with readers! If you are a READER: LIKE: JUDYtheshow on Facebook. And periodically check the Events Page for author’s...
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JUDY The Show : Book Designer Jan Marshall
JUDY The Show: Book Designer Jan Marshall Judy: Hello, to all of my worldwide fans! I’m Judy Schaumburg and this is JUDY The Show. Tonight’s guest is none other than one of my best friends, Jan...
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JUDY The Show: Author Dick O’Connor
Judy: Welcome to another episode of JUDY The Show! Tonight’s guest is author Dick O’Connor. And I have to say, when my producer asked me to have Dick on the show, I was a little bit afraid. Should I...
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JUDY The Show: Author Meagan Lopez
JUDY The Show: Author Meagan Lopez Judy: Hello world! This is JUDY The Show. Tonight’s guest is a gorgeous writer, famous blogger and social media darling by the name of Meagan Lopez. I met Meagan at...
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JUDY The Show: Author Dan McNeil
Judys: I’m so glad to welcome Dan McNeil to Judy, the Show tonight! He’s a man’s man, a musician, a bonafide Twilebrity and the author of the big hit, Can’t Buy Me Love! Dan McNeil: Thanks Judy. Glad...
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JUDY The Show: Musician Painter Nicholas Barron
Judy: Hello and welcome to JUDY The Show! Tonight’s guest is none other than Nicholas Barron, one of Chicago’s great Blues and Soul Singers. He’s been described as “Undeniable” by James Taylor and...
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Free eBooks by Mafia Hairdresser in December
Merry, Merry, my lovely fans, readers, authors, artists and art lovers. Judy loves you and I want to give you a special treat for your holiday reading. In my next Email-gazine, you will be sent the...
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White Girls Can’t Wear Wigs?
I’m a white lady and I’m a wig wearer. I have shitty awful hair and I have no self-delusions such as, by weaving in a few extensions, I would be able to enhance what God gave me. Do I think that when...
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